BAD JOKES I MADE UP
What’s the best bread to serve if people are throwing cutlery?
What are long, green and flies at 400 miles per hour?
What are you if you go for a wee in France?
I got a head injury playing the piano yesterday.
I was trying to play by ear.
A friend of mine purposely poured all of my minestrone on the floor.
I couldn’t believe he would soup so low.
Why was the green grocer confused when he wasn't anxious anymore?
He had peas that transcended understanding.
I keep buying the same herbs twice...thyme and thyme again.
My wife told me to go to the shops to buy some more guacamole.
I replied, “I don’t ava-car-do.”
All jokes written by George Downes. He's really sorry.