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BAD JOKES I MADE UP
What’s the best bread to serve if people are throwing cutlery?
Fork-catchia
What are long, green and flies at 400 miles per hour?
Cour-jets
What are you if you go for a wee in France?
You're-a-peein
I got a head injury playing the piano yesterday.
I was trying to play by ear.
A friend of mine purposely poured all of my minestrone on the floor.
I couldn’t believe he would soup so low.
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Why was the green grocer confused when he wasn't anxious anymore?
He had peas that transcended understanding.
I keep buying the same herbs twice...thyme and thyme again.
My wife told me to go to the shops to buy some more guacamole.
I replied, “I don’t ava-car-do.”
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All jokes written by George Downes. He's really sorry.
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